Yes. Yes it is.
I'm still suffering the curse of 1,000 honeybeeeeths
- Location:Little Home
- Mood:
sleepy - Music:The Killers- Mr. Brightside
Serious lol's@your sad little life communicated via LJ headline.
You are forever crackin' my shit up girl! Thanks for being such a loser.
- Location:Little House
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:Jon & Kate + 8
- Location:Little House
- Mood: chipper
- Music:Queen- We Are the Champions
Puppy Bowl, hands down.
- Location:Little House
- Mood:
dirty - Music:Destiny's Child-- Jumpin' Jumpin'
- Location:Little House
- Mood: cold
- Music:Zelda Snoring
- Location:Real Life Little House
- Mood:busy
- Music:Infomercials
- Location:Little House@Carleigh Bah
- Mood:
blah - Music:Something Corporate- The Formal Weather Pattern
Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words? Submitted By |
Suck it.
--Carleigh
- Location:Little House@Carleigh Bah
- Mood:artistic
- Music:Calvin
I've secretly been filming you and compiling a serious documentary called
The A-Mrazing Race
Here are some clips. I hope you enjoy it.
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Regards,
Carleigh Anne Mahaffey
- Location:Little House@Carleigh Bah
- Mood:
amused - Music:Tim & Eric- Oh, Raz
PRETTY AMAZING, HUH!?!?!?!?!?
- Location:Little House @ Carleigh Bah
- Mood: PLEASED!
Your song is really swell! It truly paints female sexuality in the best light, especially when you qualify your sexual experimentation by saying "I hope my boyfriend won't mind." You want to make sure that when you go out on a limb to quell any sort of sexual curiosity (especially when it involves crossing the line of being physical with another person) that your boyfriend should approve. And why wouldn't he!? Dudes LOVE when chicks make out! Hopefully you'll top off the evening with fighting over which one of you gets to suck his dick at the end of the night!!!
I think what's even better than the message just the song sends out is the one that's expressed in the video! I love how infantalized you are! Wearing a babydoll dress in bed while stroking your
So keep on keepin' on, Katy Perry! I wanna jam to this at the club with my girls, maybe make out with them, but then be totally appalled when dudes come over and watch!
GIRL POWER!
Regards,
Carleigh
- Location:Little House @ Carleigh Bah
- Mood:
aggravated - Music:Billy Joel- Only The Good Die Young
- Location:Little House @ Carleigh Bah
- Mood:
calm - Music:The Beatles-- Glass Onion
So earlier today, around 1 o'clock in the afternoon, I saw this frog in the pool. He was still alive and I knew that if I left him there, he'd certainly drown and then I'd have to fish out dead frog. After a couple attempts, I scooped him out and he landed on the lanai. Then he just sat there. Usually they sit for a second, and then hop away. Not this guy. I took this picture a good three hours later and he's straight chillin'. The dogs have walked up to him and given him a few good sniffs and he's all like...whatever, man
- Location:Little House @Carleigh Bah
- Mood: sick
- Music:OutKast- Rooster
ABSTINENCE ONLY EDUCATION
So if you've driven around the Tampa Bay area, I'm sure you've seen those giant black&white billboards emblazoned with an A followed by this website . Have you ever wondered what exactly these ads are about? Probably not, due to the fact that there's more images splattered across your windshield than love-bugs. However, it peaked my curiosity. Does this have something to do with my darling Hester Prynn and her Scarlet Letter? Some modern-day Hawthorne (ie: Shari Murgado's wet dream!?)
Sort of. However, I'll leave it to the actual website to describe what exactly a Red Letter Rebel is:
The red letter "A" also represents the choice to abstain from drug and alcohol use as a teenager.
Be a REBEL. Choose Abstinence."
Sort of. However, I'll leave it to the actual website to describe what exactly a Red Letter Rebel is:
"The red letter "A" represents the choice to be chaste. In today's society, the social norm is sexual promiscuity, with an ideology that sexual activity whenever and with whoever is harmless and carries no consequences. The choice of chastity, voluntarily choosing to save sex for marriage, is an act of rebellion against this social norm and will not only help to avoid physical, mental, emotional and social consequences but will help to reach goals and dreams in life.
The red letter "A" also represents the choice to abstain from drug and alcohol use as a teenager.
Be a REBEL. Choose Abstinence."
I'll give you a second to work that around. See how it sits with you...alright, ready? Here's me...
During the current administration, approximately $168,000,000.00 is appropriated a year to abstinence only sex education; in the last ten years, over $1 billion have been spent. 86% of public schools that even offer sex education promote abstinence only and 35% require that abstinence be the only option taught to unmarried people.
Despite the flood of money into abstinence only education, there has been little to no significant change in the numbers of teen pregnancies in the United States. Holland, that scandalous land of sex and drugs, has the lowest teenage pregnancy rate with only 12 pregnancies per 1,000. Following close behind are most other Western European nations and Japan, with only 40 per 1,000. Leave it to the U.S. though to double the efforts with more than 80 teenage pregnancies per 1,000! This super-power is on par with other nations like Bulgaria, Romania and Belarus. Kudos!
Even simply putting pregnancies aside, this abstinence only education has seemed fruitless if one looks at the number of teenagers who graduate from high school with their virginity still in tact. According to the Center for Disease Control, nearly 80% of Americans become sexually active while still in their teens. This number has steadily increased through history. In 1982, 64% of teens had engaged in sexual activity; in 1968s Summer of Love, it was a mere 42%. Clearly, abstinence only education has been working (poorly).
Also available on a linked page from Red Letter Rebels, (www.m2l.org) is an FAQ which is just a wealth of information! It was quite funny reading it after taking this Composition class last semester that really turned me on to how much language can be used to manipulate a persons thoughts. I luckily have that advantage reading the site but unfortunately your average high schooler lacks the depth and maturity to realize these sorts of subtleties of language. My personal favorite was this:
Is it just me, or does this sound like something from Mean Girls? "At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die."
One in three sexually-active teenagers in Florida get an STD. Play safe kids. Wait until you are all grown-up and an adult; then there is only a one in four chance of becoming infected with an STD. And 25% is a lot safer than 33%!
Maybe instead of telling kids that sex is a naughty, naughty thing until you have a ring on your finger, we should be changing their attitudes towards why they should have sex. Little is done in schools, on T.V. and in magazines to differentiate (especially for girls) the differences between their sexual desires and their desires for attention. I think Ariel Levy (who I credit for the information provided) sums it up perfectly when she says:
In conclusion, despite all the Real World hookups, skirts so short they could be belts, the increased number of girls getting breast implants as high school graduation gifts, the ease of accessibility and 'anonymity' afforded by the internet and the treasures that come along with that and the images of sex (and the pervading idea that this sexuality equals power and success) that saturates the everyday of the average American, sex is actually awful, dirty and will ruin your life unless you are married. So you better not be gay either, because then you'll never be able to have good, wholesome sex unless you move to California or Massachusetts.
During the current administration, approximately $168,000,000.00 is appropriated a year to abstinence only sex education; in the last ten years, over $1 billion have been spent. 86% of public schools that even offer sex education promote abstinence only and 35% require that abstinence be the only option taught to unmarried people.
Despite the flood of money into abstinence only education, there has been little to no significant change in the numbers of teen pregnancies in the United States. Holland, that scandalous land of sex and drugs, has the lowest teenage pregnancy rate with only 12 pregnancies per 1,000. Following close behind are most other Western European nations and Japan, with only 40 per 1,000. Leave it to the U.S. though to double the efforts with more than 80 teenage pregnancies per 1,000! This super-power is on par with other nations like Bulgaria, Romania and Belarus. Kudos!
Even simply putting pregnancies aside, this abstinence only education has seemed fruitless if one looks at the number of teenagers who graduate from high school with their virginity still in tact. According to the Center for Disease Control, nearly 80% of Americans become sexually active while still in their teens. This number has steadily increased through history. In 1982, 64% of teens had engaged in sexual activity; in 1968s Summer of Love, it was a mere 42%. Clearly, abstinence only education has been working (poorly).
Also available on a linked page from Red Letter Rebels, (www.m2l.org) is an FAQ which is just a wealth of information! It was quite funny reading it after taking this Composition class last semester that really turned me on to how much language can be used to manipulate a persons thoughts. I luckily have that advantage reading the site but unfortunately your average high schooler lacks the depth and maturity to realize these sorts of subtleties of language. My personal favorite was this:
Q: Is oral sex safe?
A: Oral sex can and does spread STDs
A: Oral sex can and does spread STDs
Is it just me, or does this sound like something from Mean Girls? "At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die."
One in three sexually-active teenagers in Florida get an STD. Play safe kids. Wait until you are all grown-up and an adult; then there is only a one in four chance of becoming infected with an STD. And 25% is a lot safer than 33%!
Maybe instead of telling kids that sex is a naughty, naughty thing until you have a ring on your finger, we should be changing their attitudes towards why they should have sex. Little is done in schools, on T.V. and in magazines to differentiate (especially for girls) the differences between their sexual desires and their desires for attention. I think Ariel Levy (who I credit for the information provided) sums it up perfectly when she says:
If you process this information through the average adolescent mental computer, you end up with a printout that reads something like this: Girls have to be hot. Girls who aren't hot probably need breast implants. Once a girl is hot, she should be as close to naked as possible at all times. Guys should like it. Don't have sex.
In conclusion, despite all the Real World hookups, skirts so short they could be belts, the increased number of girls getting breast implants as high school graduation gifts, the ease of accessibility and 'anonymity' afforded by the internet and the treasures that come along with that and the images of sex (and the pervading idea that this sexuality equals power and success) that saturates the everyday of the average American, sex is actually awful, dirty and will ruin your life unless you are married. So you better not be gay either, because then you'll never be able to have good, wholesome sex unless you move to California or Massachusetts.
For those of you fearing for your soul and your genitals and wish to repent, please feel free to purchase your sexual salvation through Soul Virgins.
- Location:Little House at Carleigh Bah
- Mood: Fierce
- Music:Jack's Mannequin- Holiday from Real
You know what I'm pretty stoked about???
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a - Location:Little House
- Mood: pleased
Get excited, they're coming soon.
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